And now, the moment you've been waiting for

Fans, remember when I said- News Tshirts are available for sale, and you thought I was just making a kidding?

Well, I wasn't. That's right, News Tshirts are finally here!!! All 36 of them:







It was only a matter of seconds before the shirts were EVERYWHERE!!!


These shirts look exactly like the News website:


On the back is a RUSSIA calculator


What does that bottum quote say?



So why should you get this shirt? Here are some reasons.

#1, News Tshirts will make fans look so good


#2, when people ask wtf your shirt means, you don't have to say anything.


#3, if you are a fatty, no problem


#4, you can wear this shirt to work, or job interviews


#5, even if you watch jerry springer, you can wear



#6, you can give News shirt as gift to your fat friends who smell, but always try to be sluts. they will love.



In conclusion, News shirts will bring lots of cheers during the holiday season. Only $8 dollars plus shipping, and no handling fees at all!!

Please email our sales team to purchase today!

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