And
now, the moment you've been waiting for
Fans, remember when I
said- News Tshirts are available for sale, and you thought I was just
making a kidding?
Well, I wasn't. That's right, News Tshirts are finally here!!! All 36
of them:
It was only a matter of
seconds before the shirts were EVERYWHERE!!!

These shirts look exactly like the News website:

On the back is a RUSSIA calculator

What does that bottum quote say?

So why should you get
this shirt? Here are some reasons.
#1, News Tshirts will
make fans look so good

#2, when people ask wtf your shirt means, you don't have to say
anything.

#3, if you are a fatty, no problem

#4, you can wear this shirt to work, or job interviews

#5, even if you watch jerry springer, you can wear

#6, you can give News shirt as gift to your fat friends who smell, but
always try to be sluts. they will love.

In conclusion, News
shirts will bring lots of cheers during the holiday season. Only $8
dollars plus shipping, and no handling fees at all!!
Please email our sales team
to purchase today!
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