so anyways... number one thing on the list of things to do now is make a news post about movies I hate, who's name starts with THE and ends with HULK.

by the way, I quit my lawyer job, to do full time at priceline. neat, right? except not really neat, b/c i'll be royally fucked when i have to move back to nyc w/out a job. Oh well, maybe priceline will decide to relocate. with the sole purpose of retaining my very useful and irreplaceable services. as a cute intern. and fragmented senteces. are. fun.

nothing outrageously funny happened this week, except i finally found out whats wrong with my back. it only took about 10 different doctor visits. Good doctor system America, way to keep your people healthy... and by keep your people healthy I mean waste a fuckload of their time and money for no reason at all. why is it that you have to go to to at least 15 stupid doctors before you finally get referred to someone who knows what the fuck they're talking about? and also, why is it that ALL doctors only operate 9-5, which coincidentally happens to be exactly my work hours at my work. WTF.

other rhetorical questions i have:

1. why is there a copay for every doctor visit?
2. why did they make a movie called THE HULK?
3. freddy got fingered is now officially the best first date movie.