A few words on Peons
So fans, in case you haven't already heard this at least 7 times, I got a job at GOOGLE! Let me fill you in on a little secret that only News fans are allowed to know: getting a job at Google is actually on my "to do before I die" list. Seriously, I swear, it's right there, between "run the NYC marathon" and "wear a shaving cream beard made of whipping cream to at least 2 different parties". Take a look at the following:
An except from my life-long to-do List:
So having crossed off yet another item on my list, I became even more reproductive than ever. My job offer inspired me to pursue the three most important things I've always wanted to do before I start working like a normal person.
1. Drooling over my Google Offer
(that's right fans, google actually gave me a few google pens and a google maggot)
2. Drooling over my facebook profile
3. Drooling over everyone at a trashy Jappanese Bar
So fans, you might be asking yourself, have I completely given up on my dream of going to grad school and getting a PhD??!! HAHA, no way guys. In fact, over the past 2 monthes I have visited every grad school in the nation. Please refer to the following map:
Grad schools I visited
by the way fans, do you know what is a medieval social ladder? I only learned about this a few days ago according to Wikipedia, and it turns out I have a true tzarina blood.This is abundantly clear from my obsession with falcons So whenver traveling, i prented to be a feudal serf the entire time!!!! Ok, obviously this is an inside joke that most fans are not going to get, prob b/c you're also peons or peasants.
Anyway, in my other free time, I have paid $72 so I could make friends with other people who like LOST- the abc tv show- the way I do. Thats right fans, I actually started the NYC Lost meetup, which looks something like this:
By the way fans, this week's fan of the week winner has been chosen. But do not feel like loosers if you did not win- remeber, can always submit next time.
So in conclusion, I paid $72 so i could share my conspiracies theories about lost, and i often pretend to be a feudal serf instead of tzarina.
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