Part II of the Russia experience involves the wildlife. Of course, I could not miss this once-in a life time opportunity to be a farmer. LOOK DADDY, I"M A FARMER!!!!!!!!!!
The animals look safe from afar....

Actually, they also look safe from up close
The only way to approach these intimidating
creatures is by becoming one of them...
It is now time to establish intimate communication
with the very creatures we use for dairy products

This cow is begging to be milked!!
BUT MILKING TIME HAS NOT COME!!!! SORRY COW,
YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT!!!! DO NOT BEG ME AGAIN!!!!

FYI: I have milked a cow before!!!! It takes about 30 min,
but sometimes over an hour!! It is hard work!! It is not the fun and games
you usually see on the Tom Green Show.
But I can't lie, hard work can be very rewarding!!!
Ok, this is the end of the Part II.