On June 10, 1984, I was born. Exactly 19 years later....




It's my birthday today and I bet nobody even remembers. It's going to suck like always. Time to go to work. ugh, i forgot my shoes. Fuck it, I'm going to work barefooted.





I guess I'll just get in the car and start driving... ugh why can't I pull out?? I'm not that bad of a driver!!





WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!





There are secret inscriptions!!!





Oh, I get it, these 20 cones are my bday gift!! (19 cuz I"m 19 plus one more for good luck. how clever!!)





TIME TO PARTY!! in the CONE PARTY HAT!!!





I'm getting psyched w/my new cone boner!!





I'm a cone angel!! (like snow-angel where snow=cone)





I built the world's first leaning tower of pisa entirely out of cones!!!!





Time to rest in the cone-chair!





I am moses w/a big RED staff, getting to part the RED sea!!! my face is also RED!! (that's my sister in the pic)





This is actually from when jess and the PA ravers attacked my driveway. I don't know why it's on this page!!!





I'm an austronot on the cone-rocket!!!! I'm traveling in outer space, i'm passing the sun now- that's why the pic is so light and you can't see my face!





Statue of liberty w/the cone flame!!!




This page is for JEREMY, ANDREA, JESS & the PA RAVERS, MAELINA, SARA, MORGAN & everyone else who was involved. Thank you, cones are the best gift. Better yet are the gifts of laughter and friendship.